May 2013
1 tag
Oh my fucking god, I JUST found out that Sir Alex Ferguson has retired. 
May 9th
one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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April 2013
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
Apr 27th
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ignitionremix: middle school fashion is tying a jacket around your waist because you got your period unexpectedly 
Apr 27th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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kakuzu: how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
Apr 14th
50,722 notes
waitinforthebus: what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 
Apr 14th
84,464 notes
cockringtoss: do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
Apr 14th
71,442 notes
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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onlylolgifs: look at me now look at me now look at me now i’m gettin’ paper
Apr 11th
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twerknugget: my mom just hit me for saying swag
Apr 11th
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optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes 
Apr 11th
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octupac: when in doubt crabwalk it out
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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boys: we want girls that love football
me: i love football
boys: omG NO YOU ARE A GIRL WHATEVER YOU SAY ABOUT FOOTBALL IS WRONG BECAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL NO MATTER WHAT YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW LESS THAN ME ABOUT FOOTBALL AND OMG GIRLS JUST WATCH FOOTBALL BECAUSE OF THE PLAYERS
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
Mar 30th
97,955 notes
Mar 30th
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3 tags
If you think about it, Jesus was a demigod.
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
155,433 notes
mollywhoaftw: crowleys-angel: crayolaxmonster: tayvengeance: 4rcticmonkey: Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices Sometimes I talk and nobody notices  At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad Just like my social life
Mar 28th
316,069 notes
damnhowell: so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her she doesn’t get it
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 20th
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vvant: omg my math teacher asked the class “whats the purpose of an equation” and this one girl shouted “to make you cry”
Mar 20th
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