June 2012
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Fuck, now I like a new 13 year old. What the fuck is wrong with me and 7th graders?
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Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
Stage 1: awwwww he's cute i like him
Stage 2: well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff
Stage 3: moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE
Stage 4: did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED
Stage 5: MY BABY
Stage 6: god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks
legggomymegggo replied to your post: I hate everyone.
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I swear to you Megan, people are being absolutely annoying today. I’m about to kill someone haha
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I hate everyone.
EURO 12: Slogan for each team (taken from their...
Russia: Играй с душой! Борись до конца! Play with your soul! Fight till the end!
Sweden: Var där. Känn det. Fånga drömmen. Be there. Feel it. Catch the dream.
Denmark: Vikinger uden frygt! Vikings without fear!
Ireland: Talk with your feet. Play with your heart.
Ukraine: Українці - наш час настав! Ukrainians, it's our time!
Croatia: Naš ponos je naša snaga! Our pride is our strength!
Czech Republic: Vy fandíte, my vítězíme! You support, we win!
Greece: Γεννημένοι μαχητές! Born fighters!
Poland: Razem niemożliwe staje się możliwe. Together, impossible becomes possible.
Netherlands: Elf leeuwen. Miljoenen fans. Samen zijn we sterk! Eleven lions. Millions of fans. Together we are strong!
France: Une nouvelle histoire, un nouveau rêve, un même but! A new story, a new dream, a shared goal!
England: One Prize, Two Countries, Three Lions!
Portugal: Aqui batem 10 milhões de corações. Here beat 10 million hearts.
Italy: Riempiamo l’Europa d’azzurro. Let's turn Europe blue.
Spain: Un motivo para vivir, una razón para soñar. ¡Viva España! A reason to live, a reason to dream. ¡Viva España!
Germany: Von Spiel zu Spiel zum großen Ziel! From game to game to the big aim.
celticfrosting:
i can hardly choose my favourite song let alone a career
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
It feels like a fucking joke.
I turn on the radio for 5 minutes and ‘When You Were Young’ and ‘We Are Young’ come on. Is this foreal? Fuck off, radio. I hate Young right now.
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no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
shortest horror story ever
computer: unable to connect to the internet
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Satan: Let there be shipping that costs more than the actual product.
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methlabrador:
my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet
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britishbakerboy:
what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns:
thechroniclesofrin:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
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xoxogossipgill:
if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem then you are in too deep
Just found out Universal Studios lets people get...
gryffinpuffluff:
I DO, I MOST DEFINITELY DO!
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
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szczesnyyys:
my favorite argument will always be the one that says because you don’t orgasm over something just like the rest of the galaxy, or even mildly dislike it, you are jealous deep down and want to be exactly like it
Anonymous asked: what does stupidlyeasy mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
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velvet-babe:
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
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I can't look at Danny Agger's face without...
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Nicolai Boilesen
worldofdanes:
I missed him, and his beautiful face during this Euros. Therefore I am going to spam this tumblr with pictures of that beautiful boy.
Just a couple of pics. He is just great!
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Fuck you Boca, just fuck you. I really wanted to go through :(
I’m going to see my team play on Sunday! I’m super excited/scared hahaha
toddallison:
i alternate a lot between “why do people like me oh my god your taste is horrible” and “why doesn’t everyone absolutely adore me i’m so hilarious and cool and charming” because no one hates me more than i do but no one loves me more than i do either